2016 Subaru Crosstrek 2.0i Premium – The Rare Red Rocket ?
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$8,995 + CO Sales Tax – NO HIDDEN FEES, JUST AWD GOODNESS
Tired of driving cars in 50 shades of blah? Meet this red-hot 2016 Subaru Crosstrek—the color is so rare, you might just be driving the automotive equivalent of Bigfoot. Except it’s real, it’s red, and it’s ready for adventure.
Whether you’re tackling snowy mountain roads, downtown traffic, or just flexing in a Whole Foods parking lot, this Crosstrek’s got your back.
? Vital Stats:
2.0L 4-Cylinder Boxer Engine (aka Subaru’s trusty little beast)
Automatic CVT Transmission (easy peasy mountain breezy)
Legendary Subaru Symmetrical All-Wheel Drive
66K miles of loyal service and zero drama
Great MPG—save your cash for lift tickets or burritos
?? Recent TLC Includes:
Fresh Oil Change
Spark Plugs Replaced (because fire is important)
Air Filter + Cabin Filter so you breathe in vibes, not dust
Full Detail, inside and out—it sparkles like a vampire in the sun
? Why This Red Subie Is Basically Automotive Royalty:
The Color: “Venetian Red Pearl”—sounds fancy because it is. Subaru didn’t make many of these, and we’re 87% sure it’s because they knew the world wasn’t ready.
Visibility: Lose this in a parking lot? Only if someone lands a Mars rover next to it.
Conversation Starter: People will ask about it. Be prepared to say, “Yeah, it’s rare,” a lot.
Subaru AWD: Laughs in snowstorms. Shrugs off gravel roads. Will take you places emotionally and geographically.
Cargo Space: Hauls gear, dogs, Costco hauls, or existential baggage. Whatever you’re working through.
Bonus Confidence: Comes included, no subscription required.
? Call us at 719-573-0292
?? For HD pics, a FREE Carfax, or to browse more cars cooler than your neighbor’s, visit:
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We’re All Service Auto—local, honest, and a little too excited about rare Subarus. Come see the red rocket in person before someone else drives off into the crimson sunset.